JMShearer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Going to the zoo]

More, please...

It's got potential. I'd need to see more before I can say one way or the other about it.

[HOT PISS!11111]

Thank you.

Couldn't even finish that, it annoyed me so much.

Ctiger responds:

YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER.

[Trek Trek]

Right when I needed it.

Now, that was just the Trek gag I needed, just when I needed it. I especially liked the part where we had to wait for the music before the captain launched the ship instead of just getting on with it.

[Cactuar Gear Solid]

Pretty cool.

Hey, yeah. That really was great. I got a real kick out of it, especially the way Cactaur's cell phone ring was "Barbie Girl." Is the conclusion on the way?

[Transformers XXX]

Oh, thank you.

Now I have to go beat my head against a brick wall to get that pointless and quite frankly disturbing image out of my mind. Thanks for messing with childhood memories.

izax-1 responds:

Anytime, hopefully you will beat out all the urges to watch transformers pornography in the future too.

[flashbomb]

I can't say this wasn't coming...

The artwork was excellent, especially the "3D" stuff. I *do* know that "*somebody* got set up the bomb," but I'm not quite sure who. That was New York, right?

[Mac Trek]

Monty Python-esque?

I can see a tiny bit of humor in this peice, having had to deal with guys like that on a daily basis for years. Unfortunately, you served it up on a huge-ass plate, which really wrecked the thing. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you should develop the joke a little better before going to all this effort.

[I be Here]

Eh...

I get the feeling that you were trying. Unfortunately, the end result just feels prepackaged somehow. The effort's there, but it falls flat somehow.

[FBF Montage]

Huh.

It would make an interesting screen saver, I suppose. On the whole, though, it didn't really do much for me.

[Final Fantasy Gil Quest]

Splendid!

I've watched this one a few times now, and it keeps getting better. I sometimes even quote this animation in other places. Great work!